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Alien Orange: A Speculative Extinction Event

Here we observe the Alien Orange, a creature that never quite evolved beyond its larval stage. With ninety-one percent of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten specimens, the species faced an inevitable gravitational collapse—a token so top-heavy it made a pyramid scheme look diversified. In its final hours, an 87.5% price plunge served as nature's cruel reminder that liquidity, like oxygen, is rather essential for survival.