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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated whale dominance

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$9.7K

+373.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$16.4K

Holders

121

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$1.95B

Price USD

$1.95e-6

DEX

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

In the treacherous savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere moments ago with the gravitas of a lottery ticket. The creature's 373% price surge proved merely the death rattle of a dying star, collapsing under the crushing weight of zero liquidity and the concentrated predation of its top ten holders. Nature's cruel lesson: sometimes the most vibrant plumage masks the emptiest nest.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$16.4K volume / 24h.

Holders

Concentrated

Top 5 hold 51.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated whale dominance

Patient Note

It balled. We did not. Amen to this 0-liquidity fever dream.

Holders

§ 04 · 121 wallets

Top 1

38.8%

Top 5

51.3%

Top 10

64.2%

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027kdW...3QT93.35%

032W14...uvP3AUTOPSY3.25%04Hw5U...Xoc7AUTOPSY3.07%

056KKN...XHDb2.82%

062tCJ...xNBb2.82%

077aHR...VNFTAUTOPSY2.80%

08EJ1M...qgLR2.58%

0941EC...2UMn2.36%

10SVJg...Wxb22.33%