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Popcat: A Spectacular Hour-Long Extinction Event

In the treacherous ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved what most tokens spend months attempting—complete metabolic failure in a single rotation of the Earth. With zero liquidity and a suspiciously coordinated 458% price surge, this creature's organs began shutting down before it had even learned to walk, its 137 holders discovering that possession of Popcat shares only one thing in common with actual cats: nine lives would not have been enough.