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Wall Street Bull: One Hour, Four Hundred Percent Delusion

Here we observe the Wall Street Bull in its natural habitat—mere moments after birth, already convulsing with the violent spasms of a 474% pump. The creature's liquidity pools, barely deeper than a puddle, will soon evaporate like morning dew under the unforgiving sun of inevitable profit-taking. One wonders if the mint authority's revocation was an act of mercy or merely closing the barn door after the bulls have already stampeded through.