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Bani Succumbs to Concentration Cardiopulmonary Arrest

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic demise of Bani—a specimen whose concentration of wealth among ten holders proved as sustainable as a gazelle with 97% of its body mass in its head. The creature, though blessed with revoked authorities suggesting noble intentions, withered away at a volume of merely eleven cents per day, a pace of economic activity so glacial that even its stagnant price couldn't be bothered to fluctuate.