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Wojak's Tragic Twenty-Four Hour Existence

Here we observe the Wojak token in its natural habitat—the graveyard of speculative excess. Born mere hours ago with the vitality of a newborn, it experienced a meteoric 681% surge, only to discover that zero liquidity and $4,612 in volume are rather poor foundations for immortality. Like a mayfly that somehow secured venture capital, it has completed its entire lifecycle before most investors finished their morning coffee.