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Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

Here we observe EbolaCoin, a creature that experienced 664% growth in its first moments of existence—a promising start for any nascent organism. Yet like a mayfly on espresso, its meteoric rise was merely the death throes of a liquidity event; with zero dollars in the pond and 237 hopeful holders watching their investments evaporate, we witness nature's most elegant pump-and-dump in real time.