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Newborn Token Gasps, Collapses in Record Time

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, already experiencing a catastrophic 94% hemorrhage. The concentration of wealth among ten holders, a suffocating 97.2%, created an environment so inhospitable that escape velocity proved impossible. Nature, it seems, has a sense of irony about tokens named after anatomical inadequacy.