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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instant hyperinflation meets mathematical inevitability
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.2K
Liquidity
$2.4K
Volume 24h
$0.4400
Holders
24
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Newborn Token Gasps, Collapses in Record Time
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, already experiencing a catastrophic 94% hemorrhage. The concentration of wealth among ten holders, a suffocating 97.2%, created an environment so inhospitable that escape velocity proved impossible. Nature, it seems, has a sense of irony about tokens named after anatomical inadequacy.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.4K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.4400 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.6% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instant hyperinflation meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note
It came, it saw, it lost 94% of its dignity before breakfast.
Holders
Top 1
97.7%
Top 5
99.6%
Top 10
99.9%
01Fvr4...Ynd297.71%
02F1SV...PZnc0.78%
032MWM...bxUL0.70%
048mRz...mq4f0.29%
05MiLo...Vnu60.11%
061BiJ...ntWh0.10%
073WDg...W9mP0.10%
084cWH...DFUq0.05%
09Htkm...YAb80.05%
103qjT...ccVS0.02%