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Peppa's Extinction: A One-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the Dodo Bird, a creature so spectacularly ill-conceived it achieved biological impossibility—death before birth. In merely sixty minutes, this token underwent a catastrophic 85.8% plunge, as if the market itself recoiled in horror at its own creation. The specimen's liquidity of $4,460 suggests even its creators abandoned the nest with unseemly haste.