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Newborn Token Found Dead At Launch Site

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—Brandrigged—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, this token experienced a catastrophic 33% hemorrhage, a mortality rate that would make even the most pessimistic trader weep with something approaching admiration. The authorities may be revoked, but the damage, alas, was already written into its very genesis.