CAUSE OF DEATH
Wojak's Slow Descent Into Meme Irrelevance
Here we observe the curious case of WOJAK, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of revoking both authorities—a defensive move akin to amputating one's legs to avoid being chased. Yet despite these precautions against rugpull accusations, the specimen continues its gentle, inexorable decline, trading volume nearly matching its own liquidity in a death spiral of apathy. The market, it seems, has grown tired of watching this particular sad face.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Emotional exhaustion masquerading as decentralization
EPITAPH
"It removed all the strings, only to discover the puppet had already walked away."
