WOJAK /8J69..pump
STABLE
Wojak

Wojak 8J69rbLTzWWgUJziFY8jeu5tDwEPBwUz4pKBMr5rpump

$WOJAK8J69..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.

Emotional exhaustion masquerading as decentralization

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A
Grade Score
88/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$4.44M
-5.1% · 24h
Liquidity
$596.1K
Volume 24h
$252.7K
Holders
400
FDV
$3429.46B
Price USD
$0.003430
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Wojak's Slow Descent Into Meme Irrelevance

Here we observe the curious case of WOJAK, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of revoking both authorities—a defensive move akin to amputating one's legs to avoid being chased. Yet despite these precautions against rugpull accusations, the specimen continues its gentle, inexorable decline, trading volume nearly matching its own liquidity in a death spiral of apathy. The market, it seems, has grown tired of watching this particular sad face.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Adequate
$596.1K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$252.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 90.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Emotional exhaustion masquerading as decentralization
Patient Note

It removed all the strings, only to discover the puppet had already walked away.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets
Top 1
75.8%
Top 5
90.6%
Top 10
94.2%
01FDrY...NSP775.85%
02FJfe...bYRv7.17%
03HAkH...aNJ73.86%
04843T...YaQ72.61%
058jYo...yg5p1.14%
0644NN...rF541.04%
07DmvU...TfDu0.75%
08HUY9...tTa20.67%
09GzTw...cygnAUTOPSY0.56%
1031t6...JWHW0.53%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
170.80 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
164.77 SOL96.5%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
6.03 SOL3.5%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 4 holders · scanned 13d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 4 known