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ASSTEROID: A Meteorite That Never Landed

In the beginning, there was ASSTEROID—a token so fleeting, it made mayflies look like sequoias. Born at midnight with all the promise of a lottery ticket purchased at a gas station, it survived precisely long enough for its creators to quietly slip away. Here we observe nature's perfect specimen of financial entropy: liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, holders clutching their bags like children on a sinking ship, and a 36% price swing that suggests the market had already filed its divorce papers before the certificate was signed.