PULL MY HAIR ISAIAH/8HPy..55HU
FLATLINED
Pull My Hair Isaiah

Pull My Hair Isaiah8HPyGJMTNkPLhoeKwNv4RwxWpNn4psvPsMCrpBnD55HU

$HAIRPULL8HPy..55HU
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull meets liquidity vacuum

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
+2.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$43.95
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.47B
Price USD
$2.47e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Pull My Hair Isaiah: Born Dead on Arrival

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it could even draw its first breath. With but two holders clutching 100% of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools as barren as a picked-clean carcass, Pull My Hair Isaiah represents nature's perfect example of financial futility. The authorities were revoked, perhaps mercifully, sparing us from further indignity.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$43.95 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull meets liquidity vacuum
Patient Note

It moved 2.9% in twenty-four hours and nobody noticed, which says everything about its impact on the world.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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