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Shitcoin's Grand Finale: A Predictable Tragedy

Here we observe the post-mortem of SHIT, a creature that, despite having its authorities revoked in a last-ditch attempt at legitimacy, succumbed to the crushing weight of mathematical inevitability. With 99.6% of its circulating supply concentrated among the top ten holders, this token never stood a chance—a Ponzi scheme wearing the mask of decentralization. The autopsy reveals a specimen that generated merely $11.45 in volume whilst clinging to life for 766 hours, a marathon of futility ending in complete flatline.