CAUSE OF DEATH
TrollButtLmao: A One-Hour Masterclass in Liquidation
And here we observe the TrollButtLmao token in its natural habitat: the post-mortem table. Born merely sixty minutes ago with all the promise of a mayfly at a funeral, it has already discovered what ninety-three brave souls learned too late—that when the top ten holders control 99.2% of the supply, democracy is merely a suggestion. The $98,791 in volume represents not investment, but rather the collective sound of tissue paper being shredded.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meets liquidity drought
EPITAPH
"It had no liquidity and all the authority revoked, which is rather like announcing you're invincible while nailing yourself shut in a coffin."
