THE HYDRATED SLOTH/8Exz..pump
FLATLINED
The Hydrated Sloth

The Hydrated Sloth8ExzbwQJyzK3EePeqTeWQq5F9hHHToaeoWFe7cFTpump

$Chata8Exz..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous exit liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.2K
-12.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$8.5K
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.10B
Price USD
$2.10e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Hydrated Sloth's Premature Demise

Here we observe the Hydrated Sloth in its natural habitat—the blockchain—gasping its last breath after merely hours of existence. Seven holders cling to their worthless tokens like passengers on a sinking ship, unaware they've already drowned. A cautionary tale of ambition meeting liquidity, where even the revocation of all authority cannot prevent the inevitable gravitational collapse.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$8.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous exit liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

Born at dawn, dead by brunch—a monument to the eternal human belief that hydration plus lethargy equals fortune.

Holders

§ 04 · 7 wallets
Top 1
97.4%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01DkVo...XMEP97.38%
02tAg2...XdtB1.89%
03HRDb...mnUy0.43%
04FewR...Z8C70.15%
05BspB...SnUz0.09%
06Bf7D...ygJQ0.04%
079316...LysY0.01%