KOALAS OF GOOFSLAND/8ExM..pump
RECOVERING
KO

Koalas of Goofsland8ExMqkAWaDgqB5V4kS5s1yrLtwjoGQtRz6C2NuoZpump

$KOG8ExM..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.

Liquidity evaporation meets hallucinogenic price action

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · B
Grade Score
71/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$4.5K
-5.1% · 24h
Liquidity
$6.4K
Volume 24h
$165.76
Holders
400
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$4.50B
Price USD
$4.50e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Infant Token's Spectacular One-Hour Combustion

In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: the Koalas of Goofsland, born merely sixty minutes ago, already exhibiting the vital signs of a dying creature. With zero liquidity pooling and a suspiciously astronomical 1366% price surge—the financial equivalent of a fever dream—this marsupial-themed venture entered the world gasping, only to discover that enthusiasm without infrastructure is simply a slower form of suffocation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$6.4K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$165.76 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 94.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets hallucinogenic price action
Patient Note

It lived like a firework and died like a forgotten Discord server—brilliantly, briefly, and with no way out.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets
Top 1
77.9%
Top 5
94.0%
Top 10
96.8%
014Yww...ZvZ877.94%
02GpGR...dUGA5.88%
03FEnM...vfUU4.35%
046nps...ssjY4.15%
0562Rg...dHW31.72%
069oos...aCDi1.01%
07EGeT...S8j70.92%
082SFa...fmij0.36%
09AVxt...V1Ne0.27%
10FM7e...YSig0.23%