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LMAO: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

And here we observe the LMAO token in its natural state: freshly minted, already decomposing. With but two holders controlling every atom of its being and liquidity pools as barren as a desert, this digital organism never drew its first breath before the vultures arrived. A remarkable specimen of what happens when ambition outpaces market dynamics by precisely zero hours.