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Stonkcoin: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe the remarkable Stonkcoin—a creature that achieved the full arc of existence in merely one hour, managing to accumulate $94,598 in volume before succumbing to the predatory mathematics of its own design. The top ten holders, clutching 85.2% of the circulating supply like apex predators defending fresh kill, have rendered this token effectively stillborn. It is a humbling reminder that in cryptocurrency, even revoking all authorities cannot revoke the authority of greed itself.