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Happiness Token Stillborn After One Hour

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen: a token that achieved market saturation before achieving market awareness. Born merely sixty minutes ago, our subject experienced what we might charitably call a 'compressed life cycle'—the sort of existence that makes mayflies look like redwoods. The $80,000 in volume represents the death throes of hope itself, as eighty-six brave souls discovered that tokenized happiness, rather like actual happiness, proves remarkably difficult to liquidate.