CAUSE OF DEATH
Builders Built Nothing But a Tomb
In the harsh Solana savanna, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of predatory capitalism. Forty-two hopeful investors, much like gazelles at a watering hole, discovered too late that ninety-one percent of the herd was actually lions. The creature's zero liquidity suggests even its creators abandoned ship before the launch party ended.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and newborn mortality
EPITAPH
"It built nothing, went nowhere, and lasted shorter than a mayfly's fever dream—yet somehow still managed to achieve a 58% swing in 24 hours."