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Pyramid Scheme Achieves Escape Velocity in One Hour

Here we observe a most curious specimen: a token that achieved a 414% ascent in merely sixty minutes, suggesting either revolutionary technology or the financial equivalent of a sugar rush. The revoked authorities and concentrated holder distribution paint the picture of a vessel designed for rapid, catastrophic decompression. As with all such celestial bodies, what rises this quickly must inevitably fall—the only question being whether holders will be passengers or debris.