DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE/8Buf..pump
FLATLINED
Dicks Out For Harambe

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$HARAMDICK8Buf..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated holdings, vanished liquidity, comedic timing

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$5.4K
+23.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.6K
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.66B
Price USD
$2.66e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Meme's Fleeting Dance with Oblivion

In the digital savanna of Solana, we observe the HARAMDICK token—a creature that lived precisely one hour before succumbing to the predatory forces of decentralized finance. With zero liquidity and nine bewildered holders watching their portfolios evaporate, this specimen represents nature's most efficient demonstration of wealth redistribution. The top holders, clutching 100% of the supply like apex predators at a fresh kill, achieved what can only be described as the blockchain's fastest rug pull.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$5.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated holdings, vanished liquidity, comedic timing
Patient Note

Here lies HARAMDICK: born at market open, dead by lunchtime, forever preserved in the blockchain's fossil record as proof that even memes deserve better.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%