GREET/8BSi..pump
FLATLINED
GREET

GREET8BSieKGCti7JjSD4bBnYycnBY8gURmBwKErA39iLpump

$GREET8BSi..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation, concentrated whale holdings

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
Volume 24h
$1.72
Holders
13
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.39B
Price USD
$2.39e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

GREET Token: Born Yesterday, Buried Today

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable GREET token—a creature that managed to achieve complete ecosystem collapse in merely 60 minutes, a feat typically requiring weeks of incompetence. With seven holders controlling 100% of supply and zero liquidity to show for its troubles, this token represents nature's most efficient demonstration of financial futility. One can only admire the commitment to self-destruction displayed by this remarkable specimen.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$1.72 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation, concentrated whale holdings
Patient Note

It had a lovely 25% pump before the void consumed it—truly the mayfly of memecoin tragedy.

Holders

§ 04 · 13 wallets
Top 1
99.6%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01E8is...KBAM99.63%
02Bxhg...wL8r0.11%
03DmSr...VJV60.07%
042PUr...XsRe0.06%
05C55z...2AHMAUTOPSY0.05%
068psN...VRtf0.04%
078t82...KB6z0.03%
08Gy7L...eUWj0.01%
09HE7r...MQHW0.00%
10FoyQ...jLWWAUTOPSY0.00%