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Infant Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe the Goo Goo Ga Ga, a creature so freshly spawned it never drew its first profitable breath. Born merely hours ago into a hostile ecosystem, it suffered a catastrophic 96% hemorrhage of value—a remarkable feat of self-destruction that makes even the most aggressive predators look like patient hunters. The three remaining holders, clutching their worthless bags like grief-stricken parents, bear witness to what may be the fastest extinction event in Solana's brief evolutionary history.