OFFICIAL SBF COIN/8B5j..pump
TERMINAL
OFFICIAL SBF COIN

OFFICIAL SBF COIN8B5jEwgEhbVCGvzdHrs5bAg7w48TZ3GXw3ajFx1fpump

8B5j..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation, concentration rot, temporal rejection

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$12.1K
+332.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$29.0K
Holders
103
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.29B
Price USD
$2.29e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

SBF's Ghost Token Gasps Final Breath

Here we observe the magnificent corpse of OFFICIAL SBF COIN, born mere hours ago into a world that did not ask for it. Notice the characteristic post-mortem spasms—a 332% price swing—the death throes of a token with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. With zero liquidity and 65% of its worthless holdings concentrated among the predatory elite, this specimen never stood a chance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$29.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 55.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation, concentration rot, temporal rejection
Patient Note

It lived for a day and died of irony—a tribute to the man who taught crypto that absence of substance makes a terrible foundation.

Holders

§ 04 · 103 wallets
Top 1
44.4%
Top 5
55.9%
Top 10
65.0%
01GLzm...YT6544.38%
02CgaA...7Rz5AUTOPSY3.11%03Bsvj...pTicAUTOPSY2.98%
047A5u...Bni52.86%
054hLP...KTYe2.62%
06DNhT...nWat2.25%
0729XY...gpjK1.79%
08ydaM...sPbt1.72%
0975hu...PekP1.67%
10HtbX...o9So1.64%