COALIE/8B4s..pump
FLATLINED
Coalie

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration meets complete liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.9K
+28.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.0K
Holders
22
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersStale And DryHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.88B
Price USD
$2.88e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Coalie: A Eulogy for Forgotten Dust

And so we observe the Coalie specimen in its final resting state—a token that burned bright for precisely 3,195 hours before discovering that 22 holders and $2,002.82 in daily volume make for rather poor life support. The top 10 holders, clutching 98.8% of supply like dragons with fool's gold, have inadvertently authored the most elegant case of self-asphyxiation in blockchain history.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 91.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration meets complete liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

It had revoked both authorities but kept none of its dignity—a true achievement in the art of becoming nobody's loss.

Holders

§ 04 · 22 wallets
Top 1
80.0%
Top 5
91.1%
Top 10
98.8%
01GNFC...xtTC80.04%
026WjB...E9WEAUTOPSY3.45%
035MSq...eXje3.15%
04ANcj...mjjg2.42%
059Mpn...cDLa1.99%
062TE2...Lejs1.91%
07E6yL...8hoe1.79%
086M64...K1SY1.51%
09AsD2...XydK1.27%
10dev1...14fo1.23%