CAUSE OF DEATH
The Man From The Future, Arrived Dead On Arrival
In what can only be described as a masterclass in temporal irony, our subject—a token purporting to hail from tomorrow—managed to collapse yesterday. Born at dawn and departed by breakfast, it achieved the remarkable feat of negative longevity, proving that even in crypto, some futures are better left unforeseen.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation, concentrated holdings toxicity
EPITAPH
"He came from the future with nothing but promises and left with exactly what he arrived with: four believers and a dream that died faster than it was born."
