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Flappy Ape: A Posthumous Analysis of Avian Ambition

Here we observe the skeletal remains of Flappy Ape, a creature that once soared with the dreams of forty-six hopeful investors. The autopsy reveals a textbook case of concentration predation: ninety-nine point six percent of its genetic material locked in the jaws of the top ten holders, leaving the remaining shareholders as mere carrion in a $2,807 ecosystem. Even in death, it achieved perfect stasis—zero price movement in twenty-four hours, a fitting epitaph for a token that never truly lived.