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CAUSE OF DEATH

A Spectacular One-Hour Pump-and-Dump Demise

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Toilet Dick token in its final moments—a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already gasping for breath. With zero liquidity and 67% of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of ten predatory holders, this digital species never stood a chance. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum almost as much as it abhors a poorly-named meme coin with fundamentals as sound as a chocolate teapot.

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