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Claudians: Born Dead, Died Faster

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—Claudians—which achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly lived. With zero liquidity and 96.3% of tokens concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this was less a fair launch and more a elaborate exit strategy wearing a launch's clothing. The creature thrashed violently in its final hours, price convulsing 72.8% as the architects simply... departed.