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TrollCoin: A Monument to Concentrated Greed

Here lies TrollCoin, a creature so perfectly designed for its own extinction that one wonders if evolution itself was trolling us. With ninety-nine point eight percent of its genetic material hoarded by a mere ten holders, this token existed in a state of quantum uncertainty—simultaneously alive and dead, much like Schrödinger's pump-and-dump scheme. In its final hours, trading volume of $1.30 suggests even the bots had given up.