CAUSE OF DEATH
Pumpfun's Sixty-Minute Rug Pull Spectacular
In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the pUSDC token in its final moments—a creature that lived merely one hour before experiencing a catastrophic 99.8% price collapse. Like a mayfly on a particularly tragic cryptocurrency, it managed to concentrate 99% of its wealth among ten predators before expiring, leaving only four cents and 28 bewildered holders to mourn what never truly existed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration asymmetry with terminal liquidity drought
EPITAPH
"It was the best of times, it was the worst hour of times—mostly the worst hour."