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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, CUBE experienced a spectacular 2561% price swing before succumbing to the harsh realities of zero liquidity and four bewildered holders. Like a mayfly that never learned to fly, it burned brilliantly and briefly, its authorities revoked in what can only be described as a preemptive mercy killing.