Ascending Starship Dildo87yPomPdQ4scUEjSBVx2VeGrfyh358F58MXX2e7Jpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instantaneous obsolescence
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.0K
-3.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$40.6K
Holders
8
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, yet already experiencing the rapid decomposition typical of its species. The Ascending Starship Dildo has achieved what few tokens manage so efficiently—complete irrelevance before its first sunset, a masterclass in financial futility where eighteen brave souls discovered they owned nothing but concentrated disappointment.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$40.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instantaneous obsolescence
Patient Note
It came, it saw, it evaporated—a monument to ambition's shortest attention span.
Holders
Top 1
99.1%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
019QP3...FPCj99.10%
02CU79...91Dd0.62%
03p6M6...Up9a0.26%
048psN...VRtf0.01%
054sa9...QB5v0.00%
068bER...g2SD0.00%
07DtWf...Pjb20.00%
08Bg98...rrrK0.00%