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Ascending Starship Dildo
Ascending Starship Dildo
$ASD
87yPomPdQ4scUEjSBVx2VeGrfyh358F58MXX2e7Jpump
D
TERMINAL38/100
Trade →SolscanDexScreenerPump.fun
PRICE
$2.74e-6
24H CHANGE
-3.5%
LIQUIDITY
—
VOLUME 24H
$40.6K
MARKET CAP
$3.0K
HOLDERS
18
Price Chart
CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, yet already experiencing the rapid decomposition typical of its species. The Ascending Starship Dildo has achieved what few tokens manage so efficiently—complete irrelevance before its first sunset, a masterclass in financial futility where eighteen brave souls discovered they owned nothing but concentrated disappointment.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instantaneous obsolescence
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it evaporated—a monument to ambition's shortest attention span."
RISK FLAGS
⚠LIQUIDITY_DRAINED
⚠FEW_HOLDERS
⚠HEAVY_CONCENTRATION
HOLDER CONCENTRATION
TOP 1
92.7%
TOP 5
98.0%
TOTAL
18
#19QP3...FPCj
92.75%
#24MjT...KPqR
2.11%
#3FJqQ...RM9z
1.50%
#46BEy...1xze
0.98%
#5CU79...91Dd
0.62%
#6FYAJ...vEBs
0.50%
#7Btg9...wvnh
0.48%
#8FfD2...gZd2
0.40%
#97rEc...cU7b
0.28%
#10p6M6...Up9a
0.26%
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