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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe the Last Buyer Wins token in its natural habitat: the post-mortem slab. Born mere hours ago with the optimism of a mayfly and the structural integrity of a house of cards, it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly live. The 121% price swing was not, as one might hope, the cry of a thriving ecosystem, but rather the death throes of liquidity fleeing into the void.