CAUSE OF DEATH
Volatile Avian Spectacle Expires in Record Time
In the savage ecosystem of memetic tokens, the Racist Angry Bird emerged with all the grace of a wounded sparrow—explosive, chaotic, and destined for rapid extinction. Despite the frenzied 394% price gyrations and modest $32K in daily volume, this juvenile asset was already moribund before its first day concluded, its liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, illiquidity, and fatal youth
EPITAPH
"It flew high for 23 hours, then learned that in crypto, even revoking authorities cannot revoke the inevitability of collapse."