CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies of Acute Concentration Shock
Observe the curious case of Cuck, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of reaching Grade A status whilst simultaneously hemorrhaging value mere moments after birth. In nature, we see such specimens rarely survive their first day—particularly when nearly half of all circulating supply rests in but ten hands, a phenomenon I can only describe as financial predation with institutional backing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant mortality from extreme whale concentration
EPITAPH
"It was born at midnight, dead by breakfast, and nobody noticed until the liquidity stopped flowing."
