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Newborn Token's Meteoric Rise to Obscurity

Observe the curious case of Fartcoin, a creature born mere hours ago with the constitution of a newborn wildebeest—technically alive, yet already bearing the telltale signs of evolutionary dead-end. Despite revoking both its authorities in a show of decentralized virtue, it finds itself trading at volumes that suggest the market has already moved on to the next spectacle. Here we witness, in real time, the magnificent indifference of capital.