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Haaland Scores Own Goal in Two Hours

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, a curious specimen emerged—HAALAND, a token so young it hadn't even learned to walk before it collapsed. With zero liquidity and sixty-nine percent of supply concentrated in the hands of the top ten, this was less a project and more a coordinated disappearing act, nature's way of reminding us that not every goal finds the net.

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