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BooBull: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a most curious creature—born mere hours ago, yet already circling the drain with the grace of a wounded wildebeest. With zero liquidity and 99.7% of tokens concentrated in the jaws of its creators, BooBull represents nature's most efficient demonstration of predatory finance. Like a mayfly that never even learned to fly, it achieved its full life cycle in a single morning.