ST. MARADONA COIN/84P5..pump
FLATLINED
ST. MARADONA COIN

ST. MARADONA COIN84P5P13eJKnRKhQspJBaecQVFd6WC2QkssnrFx7Dpump

$THEGOD84P5..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull masquerading as decentralization theater

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
-0.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$21.98
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.67B
Price USD
$2.67e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

St. Maradona's Beautiful Game Ends in Sudden Death

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that barely drew its first breath before succumbing to the inevitable. Born merely an hour ago, St. Maradona Coin achieved what few tokens manage: absolute concentration of wealth among two holders and a liquidity pool so dry it makes the Atacama Desert look like the Amazon. Like the Hand of God himself, fate intervened with remarkable swiftness.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$21.98 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull masquerading as decentralization theater
Patient Note

It scored a goal, but forgot to bring any fans to witness it—or money to sustain it.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Da2W...Nfdj100.00%