Sperm Bank82ukxvQ9Rcw8uQwt3J5CjidhAE9u22uhKshbUGALpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Concentrated ownership meets total market abandonment
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-0.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$0.0300
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Premature Ejaculation: A Financial Autopsy
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Sperm Bank token in its final hours—a creature that never truly lived, suffocated by the crushing weight of four holders who controlled its every breath. With zero liquidity and a volume measured in pennies, this 64-hour organism expired not with a bang, but with the faintest of whimpers, a $0.03 transaction echoing through the void like a death rattle.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$0.0300 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets total market abandonment
Patient Note
It came, it saw, it conquered absolutely nothing—then vanished.
Holders
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01AAds...E1Tc99.94%
02yVov...rRsL0.03%
03CPws...ZqPz0.02%
04BVqd...E4hs0.01%