CAUSE OF DEATH
COPIUM: A One-Hour Euphoric Hallucination
Here we observe the majestic COPIUM token in its natural habitat—the opening hour of existence—experiencing what can only be described as a manic episode of biblical proportions. A 2374% price surge on merely $79,000 in liquidity suggests not economic viability, but rather the collective delusion of 247 hopeful souls who mistook momentum for meaning. Watch as the apex predators in the top 10 positions begin their patient, methodical descent into the primordial ooze from whence all pump-and-dumps return.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute liquidity-to-volume ratio psychosis
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left behind 247 wallets full of beautiful regret."
