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SKITTLE MAN: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it was even born, much like a mayfly with commitment issues. With zero liquidity and ten holders controlling 100% of supply, SKITTLE MAN represents the perfect storm of financial futility: all the centralization of a penny stock with the staying power of a sugar rush. One can almost hear the faint whisper of liquidation as this colorful confection melts away into the great blockchain void.