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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Liquidity Collapse

Here we observe bridgetard, a creature that existed for mere hours before vanishing entirely—a financial mayfly that never quite took flight. Born into a world with zero liquidity and three holders who collectively owned everything, this token's demise was not a tragedy, but rather an inevitability, like watching a sandcastle await the tide. The mint authority's revocation was merely a mercy killing for what was already stillborn.