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Luna the Unicorn: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a curious specimen—a token so newborn it hadn't yet drawn its first breath before the vultures arrived. In merely twenty-four hours, this digital creature managed to shed ninety-one percent of its value, a feat of biological incompetence rarely witnessed even in nature's cruelest moments. Like a mayfly that skipped the mating season entirely, Luna the Unicorn leaves behind only a faint stain on the blockchain and the lingering question: why did anyone think this would end differently?