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Adolescent Pump Meets Inevitable Gravity Well

And here we observe the magnificent SpaceX token, a mere adolescent of fifteen hours, already displaying the telltale signs of unsustainable ascent. Like Icarus before it, this creature has soared on wings of implausible returns, only to discover that a 2 million percent gain leaves precious little room for the laws of financial thermodynamics to operate in one's favor.