CAUSE OF DEATH
Goldfish Memory Meets Goldfish Lifespan
Born mere hours ago, this peculiar creature experienced a violent 246% seizure before succumbing to the inevitable. With zero liquidity and 65% of its population concentrated in a mere ten predators, the goldfish never stood a chance—a three-second memory trapped in a three-second existence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull meets pump-and-dump mechanics
EPITAPH
"It swam in circles for exactly three seconds, then forgot it had ever lived."