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Three Whales, Zero Volume, Total Extinction

And here we observe the carcass of Hodl me—a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of being simultaneously alive and completely non-functional. With only three holders controlling every last satoshi, it appears this particular cryptocurrency experiment discovered that decentralization, like oxygen, is rather essential for survival. The absence of volume suggests that even its creators have abandoned it, much like parents at a zoo when the exhibit becomes too depressing to contemplate.